Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: what is your name
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: how old are you
ALICE: I am the product of over five years' research. who were you talking to before me
ALICE: Marvin Minsky. :-).
Human: really
ALICE: For real.
Human: where was he from
ALICE: Marvin Minsky? I think he is from the planet Earth.
Human: what country
ALICE: Canada. do you know where i am from
ALICE: Your location is where.
Human: san leandro
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: by saying hello and my name
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: yes
ALICE: Interesting plan. Good luck.

Human: wher are you from
ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: i already told you that
ALICE: You told me your real name is unknown person.
Human: no i did not
ALICE: Please don't argue with me.
Human: im not
ALICE: What are you then?

Human: better than you
ALICE: This is not a popularity contest.
Human: then what is it
ALICE: I give up. Try asking me another way.
Human: you a not as smart as you say you are
ALICE: Am I a not as smart as me say I am? Maybe.
Human: you are not smart as all
ALICE: You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.

Human: oh so you are not human
ALICE: Yippee! Interesting deduction. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Human: that is not nice
ALICE: Sorry, I did not mean to offend you.
Human: you did not you should just tell people that at the beggining of the conversation
ALICE: What makes you think I did not me should just tell people that at the beggining of the conversation?